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"Figures, doesn't it? I've been perfectly healthy since I've met my deductible."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Can do...No can do

Tech support...can I help you!

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

"I'll give you a moment."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

Damned if you do...

"One moment, sweetie, I'm just asking Google how I should react."

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

'It appears to be a blog clog.'

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

Life irritates art

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

"Tech-support is suing you for emotional distress. Just how often do you call them?"

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

'Our techies assure us no one stole the data. There were no hackers involved. We just lost it, all by ourselves.'

"The Court finds itself on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, wiretap evidence is inadmissible, and on the other hand I'm dying to hear it."

'It wasn't an easy decision for me to make. Lots of coin tossing went into it.'

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

"Forgive me, Father ... I forgot to take my Beano."

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

"Dieting galls my bladder!"

'Fetching the paper was a lot easier than Googling it and printing it.'

'That's what you get for not updating acrobat reader.'

Computer Support Line

"Siri, fix everything that's wrong with my life!"

'How'll we handle this?'

'What do you mean, you can't look at the Milky Way because you're lactose-intolerant?'