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'What do you mean, you can't look at the Milky Way because you're lactose-intolerant?'

'Cow's milk? Where am I going to get cow's milk?'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Can do...No can do

Bad for you but to die for

Tech support...can I help you!

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

"I'll give you a moment."

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

Life irritates art

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

The cows' grocery list at the feed store was getting longer and longer.

"Yes, I can certainly recommend the lamb - everything else has gone."

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

'I've got a memo here from the Big Cheese...'

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

"Siri, fix everything that's wrong with my life!"

'I'd track the cow's production on Excel if I could turn on the computer.'

Innovate - man boobs and gut bra.

Computer Support Line

'That's what you get for not updating acrobat reader.'

'Fetching the paper was a lot easier than Googling it and printing it.'

"Dieting galls my bladder!"

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

'How'll we handle this?'

Over eating...don't do it.

"I asked for something gluten-free, dairy-free and meat-free and he brought me a glass of water."

"Hmmm, let's see... short story, memoir, non-fiction or cocktail?"