Dairy Dilemma Solver Gifts

'What do you mean, you can't look at the Milky Way because you're lactose-intolerant?'

'Cow's milk? Where am I going to get cow's milk?'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Can do...No can do

Bad for you but to die for

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Tech support...can I help you!

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"I'll give you a moment."

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

Life irritates art

The cows' grocery list at the feed store was getting longer and longer.

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

"Yes, I can certainly recommend the lamb - everything else has gone."

'I've got a memo here from the Big Cheese...'

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

'I'd track the cow's production on Excel if I could turn on the computer.'

"Dieting galls my bladder!"

'Fetching the paper was a lot easier than Googling it and printing it.'

'That's what you get for not updating acrobat reader.'

Computer Support Line

Innovate - man boobs and gut bra.

"Siri, fix everything that's wrong with my life!"

'How'll we handle this?'

Over eating...don't do it.

"Hmmm, let's see... short story, memoir, non-fiction or cocktail?"