Diet Dilemma Solver Gifts

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

Innovate - man boobs and gut bra.

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'Excellent napkin.'

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

"A minute on the lips"

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

Fast food trap.

"Yes, I can certainly recommend the lamb - everything else has gone."

Need to block those Cookies Santa!

"Does skipping breakfast count as both exercise and dieting?"

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

"Every time I go on a diet, he brings up the land of milk and honey."

"Dieting galls my bladder!"

"If you don't plan on snacking at night, then why did you move the refrigerator in here?"

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

"It's not that you've chosen the wrong diet, it's just that you're not meant to eat them all at once!"

"Our menu is divided into three sections... low carb, low sodium and WTF!"

"Do you have such a thing as low calorie caramel coffee creams?"

'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'

"It's OK, I'm on a meat day."

"I shouldn't, but I'm going to have the garbage."

"A pint of chocolate ice cream is a reasonable equivalent for a half cup of non-fat yoghurt, right?"

I want you to eat less fibre.

Things you'll never hear me say.