Diet Dilemma Explorer Gifts

Fast food trap.

"It means that when you order the cheesecake, the guilt comes free."

Grogansburg, 1 Mile. Diet Grogansburg, 3 Miles

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

'... and don't watch the Food Channel.'

Sign near diet foods reminds lady video cameras (CCTV) add pounds.

"Does skipping breakfast count as both exercise and dieting?"

I want you to eat less fibre.

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'Excellent napkin.'

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

"A minute on the lips"

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

Need to block those Cookies Santa!

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

"If you don't plan on snacking at night, then why did you move the refrigerator in here?"

"Every time I go on a diet, he brings up the land of milk and honey."

'Our doctor told me to give up sugar and spice and everything nice.'

"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

Innovate - man boobs and gut bra.

"It's not that you've chosen the wrong diet, it's just that you're not meant to eat them all at once!"

"Our menu is divided into three sections... low carb, low sodium and WTF!"