Diet Dilemma Enthusiast Gifts

"Do you have such a thing as low calorie caramel coffee creams?"

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'I'm trying to lead a healthier lifestyle. I'd like the butter on a stick, unfried.'

'Thanks, but you know I prefer chocolates.'

'It's called the 'Phone Diet.' but I don't think it works. I've been pressing the 'Pound' key all day and haven't lost a single one.'

'Finally have an expense account and I'm always on a diet.'

"They say 'grazing' is healthier than eating 3 large meals. . . if that's true, why are we so @%&! FAT?!"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'Excellent napkin.'

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

Fast food trap.

Need to block those Cookies Santa!

"No thanks, mom. I'm on a vegetable free diet."

"Does skipping breakfast count as both exercise and dieting?"

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

'You were right, doc. Blood is thicker than water.'

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

"Every time I go on a diet, he brings up the land of milk and honey."

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

"If you don't plan on snacking at night, then why did you move the refrigerator in here?"

Advent fridge

Innovate - man boobs and gut bra.

"It's not that you've chosen the wrong diet, it's just that you're not meant to eat them all at once!"