Diet Dilemma Lover Gifts

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'Excellent napkin.'

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

"A minute on the lips"

'Chef's salad as ordered.'

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

Fast food trap.

"Does skipping breakfast count as both exercise and dieting?"

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

Need to block those Cookies Santa!

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

Advent fridge

Innovate - man boobs and gut bra.

"Every time I go on a diet, he brings up the land of milk and honey."

"If you don't plan on snacking at night, then why did you move the refrigerator in here?"

Me On A Diet: "I should not be eating this!"

"It's not that you've chosen the wrong diet, it's just that you're not meant to eat them all at once!"

"Do you have such a thing as low calorie caramel coffee creams?"

"Our menu is divided into three sections... low carb, low sodium and WTF!"

"It's OK, I'm on a meat day."

'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'

Fresh Donuts. Frank, you can't win the battle of the bulge if you fraternize with the enemy.

I want you to eat less fibre.

Fridge with sign - 'Contents may not be suitable for those with weight problems'.

"That's what happens when you combine lo carb with lo fat fat diets."