
Fast food trap.
Kickstart their day with a mug that celebrates the diet dilemma explorer’s food challenges. Perfect for coffee or tea, it adds humor to their morning routine and reminds them they're not alone.
Fast food trap.
"It means that when you order the cheesecake, the guilt comes free."
Grogansburg, 1 Mile. Diet Grogansburg, 3 Miles
"That's what happens when you combine lo carb with lo fat fat diets."
Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.
'... and don't watch the Food Channel.'
Sign near diet foods reminds lady video cameras (CCTV) add pounds.
"Does skipping breakfast count as both exercise and dieting?"
I want you to eat less fibre.
It was time to start the lockdown diet.
'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'
"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."
"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"
"I'm retaining doughnuts."
Vegetarian Nightmare.
"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."
'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'
The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.
'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'
'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'
'Excellent napkin.'
"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"
"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."
'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'
"A minute on the lips"
'You were right, doc. Blood is thicker than water.'
Need to block those Cookies Santa!
"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"
"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."
"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."
'Our doctor told me to give up sugar and spice and everything nice.'
"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"
"Every time I go on a diet, he brings up the land of milk and honey."
"If you don't plan on snacking at night, then why did you move the refrigerator in here?"
'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'
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