Diet Dilemma Solver Mugs

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

Innovate - man boobs and gut bra.

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'Excellent napkin.'

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

"A minute on the lips"

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

Fast food trap.

"Does skipping breakfast count as both exercise and dieting?"

Need to block those Cookies Santa!

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

"Yes, I can certainly recommend the lamb - everything else has gone."

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

"Dieting galls my bladder!"

"Every time I go on a diet, he brings up the land of milk and honey."

"If you don't plan on snacking at night, then why did you move the refrigerator in here?"

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

"It's not that you've chosen the wrong diet, it's just that you're not meant to eat them all at once!"

"Do you have such a thing as low calorie caramel coffee creams?"

"Our menu is divided into three sections... low carb, low sodium and WTF!"

"It's OK, I'm on a meat day."

'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'

'Finally have an expense account and I'm always on a diet.'

Fresh Donuts. Frank, you can't win the battle of the bulge if you fraternize with the enemy.

"A pint of chocolate ice cream is a reasonable equivalent for a half cup of non-fat yoghurt, right?"

"I shouldn't, but I'm going to have the garbage."