Diet Dilemma Enthusiasts Mugs

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

'Would you like your arteries clogged here or to go?'

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

"Tork, Me rethinking Keto diet."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'Excellent napkin.'

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

Fast food trap.

Need to block those Cookies Santa!

"Does skipping breakfast count as both exercise and dieting?"

"No thanks, mom. I'm on a vegetable free diet."

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

Advent fridge

"If you don't plan on snacking at night, then why did you move the refrigerator in here?"

"Every time I go on a diet, he brings up the land of milk and honey."

"It's not that you've chosen the wrong diet, it's just that you're not meant to eat them all at once!"

"Our menu is divided into three sections... low carb, low sodium and WTF!"

"Do you have such a thing as low calorie caramel coffee creams?"

Atkins Diet Clinic

'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'