Diet Dilemma Discoverer Mugs

Fridge with sign - 'Contents may not be suitable for those with weight problems'.

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'Excellent napkin.'

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

"A minute on the lips"

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

Fast food trap.

"No thanks, mom. I'm on a vegetable free diet."

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

"Does skipping breakfast count as both exercise and dieting?"

Need to block those Cookies Santa!

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

Advent fridge

"If you don't plan on snacking at night, then why did you move the refrigerator in here?"

"Every time I go on a diet, he brings up the land of milk and honey."

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

Innovate - man boobs and gut bra.

"It's not that you've chosen the wrong diet, it's just that you're not meant to eat them all at once!"

"Our menu is divided into three sections... low carb, low sodium and WTF!"

"Do you have such a thing as low calorie caramel coffee creams?"

'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'