Diet Dilemma Navigator Mugs

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Woman puts baloons to make herself appear lighter on weighing scale.

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"Every time I go on a diet, he brings up the land of milk and honey."

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

'Excellent napkin.'

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

"A minute on the lips"

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

Fast food trap.

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

Need to block those Cookies Santa!

"Does skipping breakfast count as both exercise and dieting?"

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

"If you don't plan on snacking at night, then why did you move the refrigerator in here?"

Innovate - man boobs and gut bra.

"No bread for Grampa. He's on a glutten-free diet."

"It's not that you've chosen the wrong diet, it's just that you're not meant to eat them all at once!"

"Our menu is divided into three sections... low carb, low sodium and WTF!"

"Do you have such a thing as low calorie caramel coffee creams?"

"It's OK, I'm on a meat day."

'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'

I want you to eat less fibre.

Fridge with sign - 'Contents may not be suitable for those with weight problems'.

'Finally have an expense account and I'm always on a diet.'