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"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

'Would you like your arteries clogged here or to go?'

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

"Tork, Me rethinking Keto diet."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'Excellent napkin.'

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

Fast food trap.

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

'You were right, doc. Blood is thicker than water.'

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

"No thanks, mom. I'm on a vegetable free diet."

"Does skipping breakfast count as both exercise and dieting?"

Need to block those Cookies Santa!

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

"Every time I go on a diet, he brings up the land of milk and honey."

"If you don't plan on snacking at night, then why did you move the refrigerator in here?"

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

Advent fridge

"It's not that you've chosen the wrong diet, it's just that you're not meant to eat them all at once!"

Atkins Diet Clinic