Debt Solver Prints

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Albert Einstein

Can do...No can do

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

Protoplasm

Tech support...can I help you!

Run in the Family

Save the world together

Cursing Scientist.

"Count them again. There can't be more trouble sports than there are countries."

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

Ann was shocked and awed when the General kissed her after her presentation and she wondered if he'd heard a word she'd said.

"I'll give you a moment."

'...just robbing peter to pay paul...what's up with you?'

"Go ahead, reply all!"

Solving Aquadrtic Equations

'Cancel your debt? How do you think I make my money?'

"I like you and all, Carl, but you've just got too many problems."

"Appears to be some kind of unscheduled event. Better conference me in with legal."

Pythagoras' Arbitration Service. He's very good. He always finds the shortest distance between two sides.

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

"One moment, sweetie, I'm just asking Google how I should react."

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

Life irritates art

'It appears to be a blog clog.'

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"For what it cost me, it SHOULD be big."

"This is fine as far as it goes. From here on, it's who you know."

In case of insolvency break glass.