Debt Solver T-Shirts

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Can do...No can do

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

Protoplasm

Tech support...can I help you!

Run in the Family

Save the world together

Cursing Scientist.

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

"Count them again. There can't be more trouble sports than there are countries."

'...just robbing peter to pay paul...what's up with you?'

"I'll give you a moment."

Ann was shocked and awed when the General kissed her after her presentation and she wondered if he'd heard a word she'd said.

"Go ahead, reply all!"

Solving Aquadrtic Equations

'Cancel your debt? How do you think I make my money?'

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

Life irritates art

"One moment, sweetie, I'm just asking Google how I should react."

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

"For what it cost me, it SHOULD be big."

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

'It appears to be a blog clog.'

"This is fine as far as it goes. From here on, it's who you know."

In case of insolvency break glass.

"Don't - they'll just spend it on drugs."