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"There's some question as to how long we're going to be able to keep the lights on."

Today, business expert, Professor Ernie, will answer questions. The first is from an upholsterer who has lots of business but loses money on every order. The problem is that you're covering everything except your costs! The owner of a baseball team wants to know if you he should re-sign the team's best player, the league leader in double and triples. I don't think he can afford the high base salary. And a perfume company is struggling to survive. Their strategy has been to only produce exo

"You don't qualify for a personal loan. I'd offer you some personal advice but you don't qualify for that either."

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

' A good idea '

Can do...No can do

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'What's wrong now?'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Innovative

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Tossing computer into canyon.

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Thinking outside of the box