Problem Solver T-Shirts

Accountants just want to have fun...

Risk Perception/Risk Assessment/Risk Management.

'...They were on the verge of working out the problem themselves.'

'We have two options. Boldly tackle the challenges ahead, or hold off and hope an asteroid strikes.'

"There is only one explanation..."

"Looks like we found the issue."

Man Lifting Heavy Block

"Don't worry, we'll soon have you all sorted out."

"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"

We can do ANYTHING if we all work TOGETHER.

Here - There "It's a simple model, but it works for me."

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

Desk bins contain fires to be put out.

'These are some great solutions we've come up with, Ed. See if we have any problems they'll solve.'

"Ralph is doing a preliminary study of re-inventing the wheel."

Managing Targets: "It mat be simple but it works for me."

A rock, a little wiggle room, and a Hard Place.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"Your solution is far too simple for a real expert..."

Breakthrough

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

'I could be wrong, but I don't think that was supposed to be in the design. That's a coffee stain.'

Man draws a straightforward solution to a problem.

'We've worked out an answer...what was the question?'

'Right...we've agreed to mediation to decide whether or not we go to mediation!'

'I think we need a good Project Manager to coordinate our efforts...'

'We need an Exit strategy.'

What Bob thought outside the box.

'Well, here we are again.'

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

'Here is a big problem. Your job is to divide it into smaller problems and blame it on other people.'

Search for "car keys" - Results - "Look behind sofa"

Question and answer

'We're sending you on special assignment to analyze our shipping problems.'

'All the good ideas have been already done.'