Problem Solvers T-Shirts

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

Caution the Future Lies Ahead.

When Engineers Crack.

'The good news is, you haven't lost water pressure.'

'Remember I said I wish I had more arms so I could get more things done? Well the doctor took care of that problem.'

Complaints (high up)

"Gentlemen, our troubles are over, this is Tony 'The Torch' Barbella"

Tech-Support

'You can't solve ALL your problems by beheading them.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

I've got the answer to all those letters from the Tax Office.

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

Supply Chain

'This is my way to get him up and out to school!'

Research, Development and Second Thoughts

'I think I've solved the food problem, Al.'

'We need to drain the pool.'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I take it you don't think much of our idea to turn the moon into a spaceship...I had an expert help me with the logistics, so we'll split the prize money when we will.'

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Annoyed Android: Robotic Spare Parts

"Is this your latest response to every problem...'Let the Millennials figure it out'?"

"Thanks, dude, but I got this."

Nairobi Entrepreneurs

"Lying in bed last night, I looked up at the stars and thought to myself, 'Where the Hell is my roof?'"

"Tia Carmen! Look! I invented a way to keep socks together in the wash! Come...let me show you!"

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

'... So one day I thought, hey, why walk all the way out to the mound just to take a pitcher out of the game?'

'Your problem is that you don't see the big picture.'

"Dad's having problems at his business. He's been with lawyers, CPAs and financial consultants all day."

'It's not working, chief - fighting fire with fire.'

No, I'm not going back 20 minutes so your coffee's hot again. Time machine.

"I'd rather be a huge part of the problem than a tiny part of the solution."

Solution to Saturday's Puzzle

"Damnit, I knew you weren't ready for the big picture!"