Crisis Solver T-Shirts

"Appears to be some kind of unscheduled event. Better conference me in with legal."

"People, I think we need to work together on this."

'My nephew suggest that we beg Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny to solve the crisis. Childish, eh? Would you please find out these guys' phone numbers?'

Mario Monti: cleaning up Italian debt.

World Bank

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

' A good idea '

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Can do...No can do

'What's wrong now?'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

Innovative

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Tossing computer into canyon.

Directions: Call a smart friend.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'