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She left him to go find herself. It only took 20 minutes, which was sort of embarrassing, so she decided to hang out at the mall for a while.

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'I see everyone got the memo.'

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

Two Rages Passing in the Night

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Sulk Shows

"Well, let's quickly put Ken's incredibly incendiary remarks behind us and hopefully continue the discussion in a simmering rage."

'Thanks, Brian, for your thoughtful and constructive proposal. Without further ado, we'll now dive into malicious, envy-based criticism, character assassination and petty bickering!'

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'