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'But you can't be the coach ...you need to be a player.'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

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"You can’t just go up the waterspout whenever you hear something you don’t like!"

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Well, let's quickly put Ken's incredibly incendiary remarks behind us and hopefully continue the discussion in a simmering rage."

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"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

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"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

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On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

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'Thanks, Brian, for your thoughtful and constructive proposal. Without further ado, we'll now dive into malicious, envy-based criticism, character assassination and petty bickering!'

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

"He excels at putting out fires."

"My boss says I intimidate people. . . so I stared at him until he apologized."

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'

"We want you to be point dog on all our complaints to management."

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

Suddenly, everyone spoke at once....