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'Hey... lets calm down. I think we are all just trying to say the same thing.'

Sorry is the hardest word.

"I've been trying to apply that 'forgive and forget' principle..."

Panache shoots down Charisma.

"She's forgiven me."

World peace day

Pass-aggressive Behavior

Dinner

How to end a marital row...

"So, this is what he meant when he said, 'we like to mix it up'."

Sulking

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

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"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."