Quirky Crisis Solver T-Shirts

'This is it Jeff...the last of the red hot louvres.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Early Tech Support

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

Save the world together

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

"Putting him on a diet was easy. Just hide a pill in his food and he'll never touch it."

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

"For Pete's sake, Helen, will you break down and buy a hair dryer!"

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

'The details of the company's new management plan are being worked out.'

"On second thought, could you take it out and just teach him how to use the door knob?"

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

Attitude Counselor.

Problem solving centre.

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"See no more hiccups."

"Appears to be some kind of unscheduled event. Better conference me in with legal."

'Part of the problem, meet part of the solution.'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

Using a dog to pull a tooth.

'It'll take a day or two to get the parts. Meanwhile, here's a loaner.'

"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"

Violinist and boot