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'I wonder if this needle will do....'

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Can do...No can do

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

Tech support...can I help you!

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

Communication Breakdowns

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"For Pete's sake, Helen, will you break down and buy a hair dryer!"

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"I'll give you a moment."

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"Go ahead, reply all!"

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

Attitude Counselor.

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

"On second thought, could you take it out and just teach him how to use the door knob?"

Damned if you do...

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

Problem solving centre.

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"See no more hiccups."

'Part of the problem, meet part of the solution.'

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'