Crafty Conundrum Solver Prints

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Can do...No can do

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

Tech support...can I help you!

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

Communication Breakdowns

'I'm beginning to think outside the box again - get my GP quickly!'

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"I'll give you a moment."

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"For Pete's sake, Helen, will you break down and buy a hair dryer!"

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"Go ahead, reply all!"

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

"On second thought, could you take it out and just teach him how to use the door knob?"

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

Damned if you do...

Attitude Counselor.

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

Problem solving centre.

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"See no more hiccups."

'Part of the problem, meet part of the solution.'

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.