Quirky Crisis Solver Gifts

'This is it Jeff...the last of the red hot louvres.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

Early Tech Support

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

Save the world together

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"Putting him on a diet was easy. Just hide a pill in his food and he'll never touch it."

"For Pete's sake, Helen, will you break down and buy a hair dryer!"

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

Attitude Counselor.

"On second thought, could you take it out and just teach him how to use the door knob?"

'The details of the company's new management plan are being worked out.'

"Fear not, Miss Hathaway. Just go home and listen to a cd of howling wolves or screeching monkeys and by Monday you'll be ready for your 3rd grade class."

Problem solving centre.

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

"See no more hiccups."

'Part of the problem, meet part of the solution.'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

'It'll take a day or two to get the parts. Meanwhile, here's a loaner.'

'Next time you lose your keys, please call a locksmith instead of blowtorching the door.'

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

Using a dog to pull a tooth.

Man on desert island picks the fishing hooks out of the fish he is eating.

"I'm facing my fears in alphabetical order. How about you?"

"So, you found a way to triple the speed of our computer."

Violinist and boot