Crisis Crisis Solvers Gifts

SHUTDOWN

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

When Engineers Crack.

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Innovation & Calculation

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

Illogic Tree

Supply Chain

Greek Crisis

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

'Where my balls go?'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

Overdraft limit.

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

'I hear what you're saying, Bert. But in my experience, most complex business problems require more than cookie-cutter solutions!'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"Can you estimate how much money you'll need for your mid-life crisis?"

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

Save the world together

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

Tsipras and Merkel

Research, Development and Second Thoughts

"Care home deaths are collateral damage, as we continue to smoke screen statistics and fire off as many war analogy's as we can muster: in our battle, war, and heroic bun fight against Corvid-19 - in this, our not so finest hour!"

The pass the ball to Jones for a three=pointer. I wish I got to shoot sometimes. Me too. Public Health Dept. Vaccine Distribution. Distributing the vaccine is just like when we were coaching basketball. We draw up a plan which specifies who gets the shots. And whatever we decide some people will be unhappy.

"Count them again. There can't be more trouble sports than there are countries."

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Greek Crisis