Crisis Crisis Solvers Pillows

SHUTDOWN

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

When Engineers Crack.

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Innovation & Calculation

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

Illogic Tree

Supply Chain

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Greek Crisis

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

'I hear what you're saying, Bert. But in my experience, most complex business problems require more than cookie-cutter solutions!'

Overdraft limit.

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'Where my balls go?'

"Can you estimate how much money you'll need for your mid-life crisis?"

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

'Looks like the latest crime figures have been stolen.'

Save the world together

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

"Care home deaths are collateral damage, as we continue to smoke screen statistics and fire off as many war analogy's as we can muster: in our battle, war, and heroic bun fight against Corvid-19 - in this, our not so finest hour!"

Tsipras and Merkel

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"Count them again. There can't be more trouble sports than there are countries."

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

Greek Crisis

Research, Development and Second Thoughts

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'