Crisis Solvers Gifts

Save the world together

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

When Engineers Crack.

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

Innovation & Calculation

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

Illogic Tree

Supply Chain

Greek Crisis

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'I hear what you're saying, Bert. But in my experience, most complex business problems require more than cookie-cutter solutions!'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"Can you estimate how much money you'll need for your mid-life crisis?"

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

The company's going bankrupt,you'll need to get someone in to bite my nails for me!

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"Care home deaths are collateral damage, as we continue to smoke screen statistics and fire off as many war analogy's as we can muster: in our battle, war, and heroic bun fight against Corvid-19 - in this, our not so finest hour!"

"Count them again. There can't be more trouble sports than there are countries."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Tsipras and Merkel

The pass the ball to Jones for a three=pointer. I wish I got to shoot sometimes. Me too. Public Health Dept. Vaccine Distribution. Distributing the vaccine is just like when we were coaching basketball. We draw up a plan which specifies who gets the shots. And whatever we decide some people will be unhappy.

Greek Crisis

Research, Development and Second Thoughts

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

"I've been trying to apply that 'forgive and forget' principle..."

Is there a reason I'm going into the red? Reason? Am I being penalized? Have I done something wrong? Maybe it's like A Wonderful Life. Your greed is catching up to you. You're experiencing bad karma. So I need to raise my prices?

'We tried marriage your way and it didn't work. Now it's my way!'