Crisis Resolution Mugs

She left him to go find herself. It only took 20 minutes, which was sort of embarrassing, so she decided to hang out at the mall for a while.

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'I see everyone got the memo.'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'I won't lower myself to the level of my opponent.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

"Well, let's quickly put Ken's incredibly incendiary remarks behind us and hopefully continue the discussion in a simmering rage."

Sulk Shows

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

'Thanks, Brian, for your thoughtful and constructive proposal. Without further ado, we'll now dive into malicious, envy-based criticism, character assassination and petty bickering!'

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."