Digital Dilemma Ponderer Gifts

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Tech support...can I help you!

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

The Eternal Question

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

After the summer holidays

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"I'll give you a moment."

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

What's 'Bitcoin'?

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

'Technology hates me.'

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

'You get one more try at logging in - After that, you have to all start all over with a whole new computer.'

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

"My brother sent me a text which is pretty amazing because he hates technology and he's dead."

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

Life irritates art

'Are you tweeting about this?'

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

Etch-A-Sketch VS. IPad

"My computer doesn't understand me!"

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

Jesus forgets to save.

"Isn't this outdated because there are script fonts now?"

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."