Digital Dilemma Ponderer Gifts

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

Tech support...can I help you!

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

The Eternal Question

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

After the summer holidays

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"I'll give you a moment."

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

What's 'Bitcoin'?

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

'Technology hates me.'

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

'You get one more try at logging in - After that, you have to all start all over with a whole new computer.'

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

Life irritates art

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

"My brother sent me a text which is pretty amazing because he hates technology and he's dead."

"My computer doesn't understand me!"

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

Jesus forgets to save.

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

"Isn't this outdated because there are script fonts now?"

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.