Digital Dilemma Lover Gifts

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

STRIP Hambone: Suicidal over computer error

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"We don't talk anymore."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

The Eternal Question

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

'Technology hates me.'

Social media and privacy

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

Social network site runs into trouble.

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

'You get one more try at logging in - After that, you have to all start all over with a whole new computer.'

"My computer doesn't understand me!"

Jesus forgets to save.

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

'It's never done that before!'

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

"None of this seems to be doing me any good at all!"

"It's no secret that rural broadband coverage is a scandal. Everyone knows that it's holding back development and it's a nightmare for locals."

"Apparently, it wasn't a figure of speech when he said his computer locking up made him so mad his head was going to explode."

"I have a real love/hate relationship with email."

"My computer has a virus. I'm calling in sick."

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

STRIP Hambone: Having to think at work because the computers crashed

"You've got mail! Also, Time, CNN, HBO, ICQ, Warner Bros, Netscape, Sports Illustrated. . . . ."