Digital Dilemmas Enthusiast Gifts

'It said 'upgrading music library to Glee version.' Was that bad?'

"We don't talk anymore."

The Eternal Question

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

'Technology hates me.'

Social network site runs into trouble.

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

Social media and privacy

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

'You get one more try at logging in - After that, you have to all start all over with a whole new computer.'

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

"My computer doesn't understand me!"

Jesus forgets to save.

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

'It's never done that before!'

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

"None of this seems to be doing me any good at all!"

'I think your doctor gave you the wrong note, Sir. We don't have any bread and milk.'

"It's no secret that rural broadband coverage is a scandal. Everyone knows that it's holding back development and it's a nightmare for locals."

"My computer has a virus. I'm calling in sick."

"You've got mail! Also, Time, CNN, HBO, ICQ, Warner Bros, Netscape, Sports Illustrated. . . . ."

"I have a real love/hate relationship with email."

"Apparently, it wasn't a figure of speech when he said his computer locking up made him so mad his head was going to explode."

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

STRIP Hambone: Having to think at work because the computers crashed

'Hello tech support? When I simultaneously press CTRL, TAB, ALT, NUM Lock, and Page Up keys, my fingers hurt.'