Digital Dilemmas Gifts

"I closed the window, but still nothing. Should I try closing the drapes?"

'Nothing to worry about, Dear, just a little accident on the information superhighway.'

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

'Dang, I forgot my password!'

Social network site runs into trouble.

"We don't talk anymore."

"Are the offline privacy settings available."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

The Eternal Question

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

'Technology hates me.'

Social media and privacy

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

'You get one more try at logging in - After that, you have to all start all over with a whole new computer.'

"My computer doesn't understand me!"

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

Jesus forgets to save.

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

"None of this seems to be doing me any good at all!"

"It's no secret that rural broadband coverage is a scandal. Everyone knows that it's holding back development and it's a nightmare for locals."

STRIP Hambone: Having to think at work because the computers crashed

"Apparently, it wasn't a figure of speech when he said his computer locking up made him so mad his head was going to explode."

"I have a real love/hate relationship with email."

"My computer has a virus. I'm calling in sick."