Digital Dilemma Diver Gifts

'You get one more try at logging in - After that, you have to all start all over with a whole new computer.'

"We don't talk anymore."

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

The Eternal Question

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Social media and privacy

'Technology hates me.'

Social network site runs into trouble.

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

"My computer doesn't understand me!"

Jesus forgets to save.

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

"None of this seems to be doing me any good at all!"

"It's no secret that rural broadband coverage is a scandal. Everyone knows that it's holding back development and it's a nightmare for locals."

"Apparently, it wasn't a figure of speech when he said his computer locking up made him so mad his head was going to explode."

Virtual Snorkeling

"My computer has a virus. I'm calling in sick."

"I have a real love/hate relationship with email."

STRIP Hambone: Having to think at work because the computers crashed

"You've got mail! Also, Time, CNN, HBO, ICQ, Warner Bros, Netscape, Sports Illustrated. . . . ."

'Hello tech support? When I simultaneously press CTRL, TAB, ALT, NUM Lock, and Page Up keys, my fingers hurt.'

"I closed the window, but still nothing. Should I try closing the drapes?"

'I forgot my password, but surely you RECOGNIZE me!'

Data Base of Useful Information, 5K. Data Base of Useless Information, 500,000,000 GB.