Digital Dilemma Diver Gifts

'You get one more try at logging in - After that, you have to all start all over with a whole new computer.'

"We don't talk anymore."

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

The Eternal Question

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'Technology hates me.'

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

Social media and privacy

Social network site runs into trouble.

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

"My computer doesn't understand me!"

Jesus forgets to save.

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

"None of this seems to be doing me any good at all!"

"It's no secret that rural broadband coverage is a scandal. Everyone knows that it's holding back development and it's a nightmare for locals."

STRIP Hambone: Having to think at work because the computers crashed

Virtual Snorkeling

"Apparently, it wasn't a figure of speech when he said his computer locking up made him so mad his head was going to explode."

"My computer has a virus. I'm calling in sick."

"I have a real love/hate relationship with email."

"You've got mail! Also, Time, CNN, HBO, ICQ, Warner Bros, Netscape, Sports Illustrated. . . . ."

'Hello tech support? When I simultaneously press CTRL, TAB, ALT, NUM Lock, and Page Up keys, my fingers hurt.'

"I closed the window, but still nothing. Should I try closing the drapes?"

'I forgot my password, but surely you RECOGNIZE me!'