Digital Diver Gifts

Go on line, listen to the radio, watch the TV.

The Great March of Timepiece Progress

Virtual Reality/Snorkel & Mask

We need to do an intervention for Rudy. Oh dear. Is he using drugs? Is it coca leaves? Or snuff? Morphine? I knew a guy who did sodium rhodanate in the '30s. Terrible! It's apps. Rudy's addicted to virtual iPhone apps! I am so behind and will never catch up.

Virtual Snorkeling

'Yo, Mister Hi-tech, take a look over your shoulder.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'The Questioner'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Likes: $2.

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Cellphone Islands

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"