Digital Deep Diver Gifts

Nethead strip: Missed lectures

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'The Questioner'

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

James Baldwin

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

Oh, we don't invade planets anymore --- Now we just hack into databases.

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

'It's my new fortune e-reader.'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

The Wiki Man.

News. Economic Data. I'm not as interested in the strength of the economy as is whether it's on my side.

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Question Mark

'No matter how carefully I surf the Internet, I always get too much information.'

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

Angst - Zeitgeist.

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

End of world nigh!!!

He was forced to take early retirement.

Stock Market Adventure

"I'm the boss, I set the agenda, I make the decisions...GOT IT!"