Digital Deep Diver Pillows

Nethead strip: Missed lectures

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'The Questioner'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Question Mark

'No matter how carefully I surf the Internet, I always get too much information.'

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

Angst - Zeitgeist.

End of world nigh!!!

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

He was forced to take early retirement.

Stock Market Adventure

"I'm the boss, I set the agenda, I make the decisions...GOT IT!"

'How was your holiday? Go anywhere interesting?'