Digital Diviner Pillows

"This just isn't doing it for me. Could we go back to using the crystal ball?"

"Stay with me. I just want to cross-check your fortune with a quick Google search."

'What crystal ball?'

"I just use an app now."

"Terrestial or digital?"

Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods

Psychic operating her crystal ball with a mouse.

"I'm the boss, I set the agenda, I make the decisions...GOT IT!"

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

End of world nigh!!!

Plugged In

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Likes: $2.

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

'We've re-branded.'