"This just isn't doing it for me. Could we go back to using the crystal ball?"
Digital Diviner Gifts
Looking for a gift for your digital diviner—a tech-savvy creative with a knack for predicting the future through digital means? Our curated collection features humorous and inventive designs that celebrate innovation and creativity. Whether it’s a clever mug, t-shirt, cozy pillow, or eye-catching print, these gifts speak to the spirit of a modern visionary who blends technology with imagination. Perfect for inspiring their next big idea or just making them smile.
"Stay with me. I just want to cross-check your fortune with a quick Google search."
Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.
'What crystal ball?'
"I just use an app now."
"Terrestial or digital?"
Fortune teller using a computer rather than traditional methods
'It's my new fortune e-reader.'
Psychic operating her crystal ball with a mouse.
"I'm the boss, I set the agenda, I make the decisions...GOT IT!"
"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."
"Want to know how many Facebook 'likes' you'll have when you die?"
'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'
End of world nigh!!!
Plugged In
Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.
"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"
'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'
'3 Second Loading Zone.'
"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"
"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."
'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'
"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."
Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"
'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'
Likes: $2.
"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."
"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."
A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.
'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'
"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"
'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'
"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."
"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"
'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'
Digital Diviner Gifts Collection
Digital Diviner Mugs
Discover more quirky mugs for the digital diviner that brighten mornings and inspire innovation—find your perfect match today.
Digital Diviner Pillows
Decorate their space with cozy pillows that celebrate their digital intuition and love for all things inventive.
Digital Diviner Prints
Find striking prints that reflect the visionary nature of digital diviners, perfect for inspiring their workspace or home.
Digital Diviner T-Shirts
Browse our collection of creative t-shirts designed for the digital diviner who loves expressing their tech-savvy spirit.