Digital Discoverer Gifts

"I think I prefer your online presence."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Likes: $2.

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Real Life/Surreal Life

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.