Digital Explorers Gifts

"Go into Settings, Privacy, Activity Controls, Web Activity, Manage Activity, and deselect Giant Snake."

GooGoo Search Engine.

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"You're looking for the Holy Grail? Have you tried Ebay?"

The Addict

Climber approaching guru, sign above says 'Subsidiary of Google'.

'You'll have to get the kids to explain it to you — it's some new thing called the 'internet.''

Child Support Agency - 'Can you help us get our computers to work?'

"Why don't you guys go out and play catch?"

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but tweets will never hurt me."

"A couple more data breach settlements and I'll have enough money to buy a new phone!"

"Your kids can do this in 10 seconds"

'Online gaming, online shopping, online banking, online chatting... too sad that it's impossible to take an online shower!'

'You're a genius Carlisle.'

'Dad, meet CGI Dad.'

"I've left the children to their own devices."

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"I fear he's losing all sense of muscle memory."

"Of course the computer's laughing at your stupid questions. You're using Giggle, not Google!"

"Have you noticed the kids never ask us anything since they learned to google?"

Playground

Baby Screen Time

The selfie

"See Dick text. Text, Dick. Text."

"My parents know more about technology than I thought. They didn't believe someone hacked into my room and messed it up."

Internet

"The internet ate my homework."

"I googled to remember why I came into this room."

The herd.

To say Mrs. Banks had a hard time getting the hang of technology was an understatement.

'Have you noticed how the age at which people can't keep up with new technology is getting younger?'

'Dad...What's TV?'

'Currently I'm an alternative journalist.'

'And you can wipe that grin off your Facebook!'