Digital Explorers Pillows

"Go into Settings, Privacy, Activity Controls, Web Activity, Manage Activity, and deselect Giant Snake."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

The Addict

Child Support Agency - 'Can you help us get our computers to work?'

"Why don't you guys go out and play catch?"

'You'll have to get the kids to explain it to you — it's some new thing called the 'internet.''

'You're a genius Carlisle.'

"Your kids can do this in 10 seconds"

'Dad, meet CGI Dad.'

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"I've left the children to their own devices."

'Online gaming, online shopping, online banking, online chatting... too sad that it's impossible to take an online shower!'

"A couple more data breach settlements and I'll have enough money to buy a new phone!"

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but tweets will never hurt me."

"Have you noticed the kids never ask us anything since they learned to google?"

The herd.

To say Mrs. Banks had a hard time getting the hang of technology was an understatement.

'Have you noticed how the age at which people can't keep up with new technology is getting younger?'

'Dad...What's TV?'

"The internet ate my homework."

Internet

'Currently I'm an alternative journalist.'

"It's all about the internet of things now."

"I fear he's losing all sense of muscle memory."

Playground

"Roy and I weren't going to have children, but then we decided we need someone for tech support as we age."

Baby Screen Time

The selfie

"See Dick text. Text, Dick. Text."

"Of course the computer's laughing at your stupid questions. You're using Giggle, not Google!"

"My parents know more about technology than I thought. They didn't believe someone hacked into my room and messed it up."

"Someday I'll be able to upload my consciousness into a computer?..."

"This CD explains how to use this CD that explains how to read the directions on how to use our TV."

"I did show and tell over the internet with your diary!"