Digital World Explorers Pillows

"Slow down! Drive as if your kids are looking at their devices and not paying attention to traffic."

'We should be hibernating, not cybernating.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Baby Screen Time

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

Web cams. Web scams

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

"I've left the children to their own devices."

Virtual Lap Dancing

Social media and privacy

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

Pete's trying to groom himself"

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

"Have you noticed the kids never ask us anything since they learned to google?"

'I'll teach that social security computer a few things!'