Digital World Explorer Pillows

Web cams. Web scams

"Has that one guy we've been sending all the spam to responded yet?"

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

'And that's the difference between internet and intranet.'

'The computer's down.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"First it was repetitive stress injury, then carpal tunnel syndrome. Now it's cellphone elbow."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'We don't watch enough tv together anymore.'

Child psychologist

"Hold on a second. I'm updating my profile status."

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

"I prefer filtered coffee."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Likes: $2.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

I.T. Fear

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Second lifeReal life.

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"