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"Believe me, the e-check is in the e-mail."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

Day one, post grad

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."

"This translation app isn't working."

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

Amega Inc: Established 1991, incorporated 2003, paperless 2008, faceless 2010.

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

"You kids are losing your ability to communicate person-to-person...so we're having a good old-fashioned family talk!"

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

'For a raise you must apply in person to our Bombay office...'

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

Web cams. Web scams

'Data, data everywhere!'

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

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"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

"Mommy uses emojis when she texts me bedtime stories."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

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