Digital Navigator Pillows

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'Yes, I downloaded my book report from the Internet, but I collated and stapled the pages all by myself.'

Disabled access in computing.

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

'The way the virus works is it doesn't affect the computer itself, but it makes the user ignorant of how to use a computer.'

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

Recalculating!

"Unless you have a 13 year-old running around, I strongly recommend you buy the 1 year technical support."

"Of course we still like you, Mark, but Joey has more friends on social media!"

"This translation app isn't working."

'Due to budget cuts, our school is not distributing report cards. They are available online for download. Luckily, I'm the only one in my family that is computer literate, not that I'll make changes or anything...'

Remote learning S.O.S.

Internet.

'It's simple. All PayPal needs is an e-mail address.'

'I got an 'A' in 'Gets along well with others on Internet chat rooms'.'

"I'm hearing the "tech", but the "support" isn't coming across."

"Yes, Megan, it's book. Think of each page as a screen."

Accessing the internet.

Navigation App Activated: Start: Bedroom, Destination: Bathroom, Option: Shortest Way.

Exit Code

Man and computer

E-mail

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"This stupid GPS! It wants us to go forward. Either it's working for our enemies, or it needs to be updated."

"You want to check out a book?"

With Covid we will have to use booking apps it's much easier to see that you can't get a slot for a really really long time

'We met at a bar and had a one-night stand. Now I discover he's one of my Facebook friends.'

"Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you direct me to the information superhighway?"

"On the internet no one knows you're human."

"Oh, sorry. I was looking for Gates."

"My iphone is not a 'Blinky'....."

Email Rain

'Hi, Pam, I'm Dave from tech support online. Just hit these three keys and your back in business!'

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