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"Come down and do your school work, you little beggar."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"It's going to be one of those days."

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"This translation app isn't working."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"I was pretty highly respected until email came along."

"You kids are losing your ability to communicate person-to-person...so we're having a good old-fashioned family talk!"

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

'Data, data everywhere!'

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

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"Forgetting passwords doesn't make you a bad person, Arnold."

"Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating... Recalculating..."

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

"Unless you have a 13 year-old running around, I strongly recommend you buy the 1 year technical support."

"Yes, Megan, it's book. Think of each page as a screen."

Close all your windows please.

"I'd say my greatest personal achievement would be 93 Likes."

'Maybe next year Santa will bring you the software.'

Navigation App Activated: Start: Bedroom, Destination: Bathroom, Option: Shortest Way.

"You give your kid an allownace, plus a tech support fee? And I thought I was the only one."

'Hi, Pam, I'm Dave from tech support online. Just hit these three keys and your back in business!'