School Navigator Pillows

"Your daughter is always tired, struggles to keep up and doesn't respond well to authority. Anyway, thanks for coming in, mom and dad."

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"Listen kid, you may have been a big man on the playground but that was last year. First grade is where it all suddenly gets real."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Three more years of high school."

A Preschool of Fish

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

"Rosalie—your poor performance this year has reduced your parents' investment in you by almost seventy per cent."

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

"I'm not good with letters."

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'

Newly Qualified Teacher.

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

One shandy and two glasses of tap water please.

Cr�che Seige

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

"My problem is, I can't tell the rules from the guidelines."

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

'Looks to be a very young universe.'

"I can't believe Tia Carmen is working in our cafeteria! This bites! How can she do this to me?"