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"How was your first day back at school?"

"Your daughter is always tired, struggles to keep up and doesn't respond well to authority. Anyway, thanks for coming in, mom and dad."

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

"Listen kid, you may have been a big man on the playground but that was last year. First grade is where it all suddenly gets real."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Three more years of high school."

A Preschool of Fish

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

"Rosalie—your poor performance this year has reduced your parents' investment in you by almost seventy per cent."

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

"I'm not good with letters."

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'

One shandy and two glasses of tap water please.

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

Newly Qualified Teacher.

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

Cr�che Seige

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

"My problem is, I can't tell the rules from the guidelines."

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"